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I wish I could stay out all night and
look at the pretty moon.

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If only there was a way to see the moon
all the time.

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I could live on the moon and be a moon
cow.

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How will you cut it out? I am trying to
watch

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TV here.

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Sorry, brother. I am almost done anyway.

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Almost done doing what?

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Building.

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Building what?

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Excuse me.

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Carl, what you doing in there?

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You up and up, you hear me?

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You like?

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This is my rocket ship. You take me to
the moon.

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That thing is a rocket ship.

16
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Well, what's it run on?

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Milk.

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I don't care what you say. That thing
ain't never gonna fly. No way.

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Shit. No, it will fly.

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It is so sweet of you to tell.

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Hey, Tubby.

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Do I, Earth City?

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You wouldn't mind giving me a ride home,
would you?

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Oh, would I?

25
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What did you call me?

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Oh, well, good.

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Sir.

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Oh, great alien.

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We are yours to command.

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Oh, command.

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Yes, please solve our earthly problems
with your space smarts.

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Fine designer jeans.

33
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Jeans? Yes, sir. Oh, stick with me,
Peapod. We're going places.

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Four years ago, me and the boys had
stopped for a bite to eat just before we

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used to blast off. Little did we know
that there was trouble afoot before we

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knew it.

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Convenient. Alan had made off with our
space shuttle. So there's your alien.

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He's just a common pantsless thief named
Alan.

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This is a very serious crime you have
committed, Alan.

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Oh, please don't hurt me.

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But since you did bring about world
peace, I guess we could just let you go.

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Oh, oh, thank you, Mr. Puppet. But would
you mind if I kept the jeans?

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, look what I have been missing all
these years.

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Man,

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that's so rough.